My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
tonight i briefly considered getting some type of tattoo related to my cancer experience and then i remembered i have a 5 inch scar running down the middle of my abdomen
ugh i keep scrolling up to reblog posts and the reblog thingy moved to the bottom of the post while i was on tumblr sabbatical 
after you finish explaining to me why “chemo doesn’t work” and “modern medicine is a corporate scam” and telling me what i should be doing with my body, how about you take your white person dreads and your “anti capitalist” money and go buy some more grass fed organic free range slaughtered animals and then do some “hot yoga” before picking up your crappy unvaccinated kids and on your way back to park slope tell yourself what a good human being you are and feel sad for all the poor africans and then die
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
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